corvidaesanguinaria asked:
weird dice! my bullet dice set for my gunslinger
probablybadrpgideas answered:
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consider the sperm whale and the squid. an ancient rivalry that dates back millions of years. we know the whales eat the squids. we know the squids do not make it easy for them. we know this because of the scars the whales carry, scars on the outside of their body, and on the inside as well. how badly must you want something to endure wounds inside your mouth? inside your gut?
consider the whale, who is harmed by what sustains her. consider the squid, whose flesh is soft and delicious but refuses to go down easy.
This post is about lactose intolerance I can smell it.
"how to look androgynous" "nonbinary fashion tips" you are skinny im not listening to you
ALTYoure supposed to interpret it as "skinny nonbinary ppl see themselves as the default state of being nonbinary and exclude fat nonbinary people constantly especially in discussions of presentation" hope that helps
The seven deadly vices and their subsequent virtue counterparts were created as a guide for monks to help them stay true to their duties.
As I am not a monk and have no duties to the monastery a healthy amount of sloth is good for me.
Also some monks would be better off living lives as things other than monks and they'd also benefit from some sloth.
The seven deadly vices and their subsequent virtue counterparts were created as a guide for monks to help them stay true to their duties.
As I am not a monk and have no duties to the monastery a healthy amount of sloth is good for me.
Also some monks would be better off living lives as things other than monks and they'd also benefit from some sloth.
It seems like no one these days wants a weird girl who can’t drive
i 100% trust a cishet gnc guy who wears skirts and does mutual aid and helps the queer community more than i trust a gay twitter user who gets mad at ppl for using the “wrong” labels and starts dumb infighting all the time. and i would 100% consider that first guy queer if thats the label he wanted to use
Here’s an oldie but a goodie: (please note, for best recommended results, try at liberal arts institutions known for being fans of theater)
As seniors, my friends and I greeted freshmen students (no one asked us to). One of us held a clip board and pen. One held a tailor’s measuring tape. And one had a sharpie and a small stack of “Hello my name is _______” name tags. Here’s how the prank goes.
1) Cheerfully greet each student as if you’re an official greeting team of some sort. Clip board holder says “Friend, let’s get you a name tag”
2) Measuring tape holder proceeds forward, holding out tape-measures something random about the person (something where you don’t actually need to be up close and personal, like the length of their shin from 2 feet away, or I suppose you could try asking “please may I measure your wrist” or some such). Measuring person calls out a number. Possibly two.
3) Clip board person studiously records the number on a chart. Nods gravely/excitedly/smoothly/suspiciously/enthusiastically/whatever at Name tag person.
4) Name tag person writes down something utterly totally random in the tag blank. Like “peanut butter” or “ aerodynamic jellyfish”. With great ceremony, tag person hands tag to new student. All prankers bow, or offer waves, while saying “Pleased to meet you (name tag name), welcome to college! We hope you have a great year!” And walk away in whatever style suits you best.
Done correctly, this can happen so fast and flawlessly that parents, new students and onlookers will all be awed and confused by the time you’re out of earshot and if they see you later, will simply go “hey, it’s the welcoming committee!” and laugh. And it’s so much fun.
I’m obsessed with the idea of doing this but ONE person just gets named Steve.
If their actual name is literally anything other than Steve, it’ll still be funny and everyone will wonder why this one person got a regular name on their nametag while everyone else is labeled as Jubilation or Injket-1098 or whatever.
If their actual name is really Steve, they will spend the rest of their life wondering how the hell you knew that by measuring the length of their pinkie.
You. You get it. Carry on.
Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all
Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.
this is hilarious actually.
common misconception. what they've actually invented is money but worse
Countries definitely love it when you go around minting a competing currency within their borders. This will go well and see no complications.
